“Well who else wants to sell fags at two in the morning, all the corner shops would have to close if they went home,” I explained. xxx sex “What about the Chinese?” they said. “What about the Muslims,” they asked. “No that’s Lib Dems,” I said, “It don’t work their bollocks come off, no stick a meat hook up their ass and let them swing from that!” I said. “Hang them from a lampost by their bollocks,” Al said. “Hang them from a lampost by their bollocks,” Al said. “What about the Chinese?” they said. ===================================================
“Sandra,” I says as she got home around half three, “You know I joined the BNP.” she looked shocked, “They think I got a chance of becoming a councillor.”
“Oh Johnno, can you wangle me a council house without me having a kid./” she asked. I had me own troubles, “What about the Pakistanis?” someone asked. Turned out she was from the Mercury, and it was fucking headlines in Tuesdays chip paper, “BNP rejects Lib Dem call for violence.”
Norman was straight round the depot, “What the fuck did you mean, ‘not hang Pedos up by the bollocks?”
“It don’t fucking work,” I said, “Their bollocks tear off,” I told him.
