Good luck! Harry’s gone AWOL. xxx sex Did you get my email? Good luck! – Ron
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To: Gryffindor Quidditch Team
From: Fred & George Weasley
Re: Our Missing Seeker
Alicia, Katie and Angelina, with all due respect, we’ve gone to McGonagall and got the protective charm. Good news, though. – Katie, Alicia and Angelina
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To: Ginny Weasley
From: Hermione Granger
Re: Charm for Camera
You can never admit to Ron that this came from me. She’s not going to let her House go down to Slytherin after that horrendous 7-year loss to them in the House Cup. Anyone knowing a good way to disguise it as nothing more than Omnioculars please let me know! – NL
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To: Gryffindor Tower (All)
Re: Fred & George Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Allow me to dispel the rumors. Given the fact jock cups cannot be used in this game as per the restrictions of a “naked Quidditch challenge”, any male student who wishes to learn of a genitalia protection spell may come to my office in confidence. Harry, what do you think you’re doing?! Oh, and btw, I’ve snitched (err. Not only do we have our personal prides at stake here, but also the glory of our House. Students in first through third years playing on the team are exempted from this display, as they were non-participants in the foolish game. Keep in mind, I’ve learned from the best jokers in Hogwarts.
