“I had a bloody gut full on’t it, bloody Shipping lark.” I said, “Brass is in bloody mining that’s what I reckon, high bloody time to bloody settle down.”
“And you seek to court my daughters?” Lady Mc asked. xxx sex “Bloody shag em more bloody like,” I said, “Don’t mind bloody paying,” I says, “Just as long as I gets her to me self, don’t want no filthy bloody butlers poking on her like thee and he does soon as bloody lordships’ back’s turned.”
Butler blushed near as red as her Ladyship did, I reckoned I had hit bloody nail on’t bloody head, I also reckoned Lord Mc were in on’t as well. I had a think. I nipped round bank and paid it in quick. “I weren’t born bloody yesterday,” I explained as I undid me big pirates belt and let me trews fall, “Lets call it our little bloody secret shall us? “Yes we will pay the asking price,” the slimy bastard said rooking me, “The cheque please Miss Rathbone.” and they give me it and it were done. Go without, risk whore house or marry a nob. Daft bastard on counter near fainted at size of cheque but I drew out a fair few quid and went about me business. Daft bastard on counter near fainted at size of cheque but I drew out a fair few quid and went about me business.
