“So, have you ever met Vanilla Ice?” Madonna asks as the Limo pulls off, burning rubber through the night. “Happy learning, my little man.” She leaves out of his room and shuts the door behind her. Sex vedio “Oh, no. I just had sex with Peter 2 days ago. Lois backs away from Chris, and looks him in the eyes. Brian is sitting at the dinner table having his traditional before dinner drink. He walks over and into his room and sees his mother wearing a skimpy teacher’s outfit, with a skirt so short; you can see the thong she’s wearing. “Go on, son. They walk into his room and sit down on his bed, as Lois puts the tape into his machine. There’s no way to get through to him now. With all of the camera crew watching. Chris can’t help but to stare and drool mindlessly. I…”
“I know what’s going on here.” He says. She takes in the head, then some of the shaft. “Yeah. “Who discovered America?”
Chris begins to sweat. He calls it the ‘Way Back Machine’.” She says, starting to tear up. I…”
“I know what’s going on here.” He says. “So, the tape arrived today?” Brian asks. “Now, do you know who was the first man to sigh the Declaration of Independence?”
Chris’ eyes light up as he gives the answer.
