One day, whilst bemoaning the fact that she had lost her tart, Linda sat listless, sipping her cappuccino among the planted palms and faceless patrons sipping overpriced coffee in the corner caf?y her apartment. Xxx vedio He had done everything he could think of from boiling to freezing and even soaking it in various liquid mixtures, but the small shank titanium trombone mouthpiece still tasted like rank ass
Little did Rob know, the used small shank titanium trombone mouthpiece had belonged to a performance artist named Frederic Fletcher Felcher. He said it was very pleasurable, for me it lacked romance.”
“Well,” offered Rob, “I’d bring you flowers then we could go to the corn fest, you could eat a lot of corn fast then we could go to my place when you are ready, and you could evacuate your bowels into a glass bowl while I lay beneath it reveling in your stretched sphincter pinching the loaf of dung daintily into the glass bowl; warming the glass and hopefully causing a slightly foggy condensation on the glass were the poop touches it.”
“Oh, how romantic and erotic!” replied Linda “It’s a date!”
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