“Fuck off,” I replied and slammed the phone down. Sex vedio “Too much fucking information,” I said “Look do you really want to have DD tits wobbling about, can’t you just goof off to videos instead of wobbling around on size 12 stillettos and having to shave your chin four times a day and the back of your hands and your chest.”
“You are not a very good salesman,” he said. “No, Jesus, You can do a declaration that you’re female and get into the ladies loo or ladies changing rooms or,” I said. “We discussed my sex change last week,” he said, “I did as you suggested, and well, I never realised how lovely fucking a lady was, I went to public school you know and we were always at it, regular buggery prevents constipation was the watchword.”
“So?” I says. “How much?”
“Depends, are you a UK resident or have leave to remain?” I asked
“Oh yes,” he agreed. “Fuck off,” I replied and slammed the phone down. “That’s what she said, “ I explained, “If that’s what floats your boat just fill in the on line form and Bob’s you uncle, all those hot sweaty naked ladies glistening in the showers all ready to be bent over and shafted, or pushed against a wall and fucked.”
“Oh yes, how wonderful,” he agreed, “Do you know where I can find the form?”
“It’s on You Gov, just fill it
