Jake had watched a lot of porn in his time, but he’d never laid eyes on an ass like this before. “Hey,” I said in my best everything-is-fine voice, “this is Jake Bronston, I bet you guys are calling about the-”
“Ally Bronston, you are charged with the tampering and sabotaging of Class B Inhibitor Regulators,” the authoritative automated voice said, “this is a felony with a mandatory twenty-year sentence. xxx sex Do you see my predicament?! If you take a wrong turn on Garfield Lane, I’ll know you’re going to the precinct. “Turn around, Jake,” Ally said gently, but sternly, “I don’t want to hurt you.”
I slowly turned around, the sound of Sergeant Shanahan’s voice still crackling from the phone speaker. Feelings about murderous revenge, feelings about nihilistic indifference, feelings about your twin sister, you perverted little boy, you…What the fuck are you talking about? Do you want me to do that?”
Ally nods her head; she thinks I’m bluffing. Beneath the perfect, puckered rim of her anus, Ally has prepared herself with a waxing job. Yeah…it’s been a rough couple of years. Anyway, in my modern-day America, magic is rare, but not unheard of. Shit, Ally, I could have just contracted myself out and become the richest gigolo in the world!”
“They would have sedated you, extracted your semen and cloned your DNA,” Ally said, not returning my smile, “and then put a bullet
