That’s me, as smooth an operator as has ever prowled the dating scene. How things went so weird so fast with Kimmy… well, we’ll get there in due course. Sex vedio As for the second, I didn’t have the money. Despite my best efforts, I still didn’t have a date. She got up and left the table in a hurry. I’d have to finish it in the morning — something told me I’d be in no mood for homework after this. On the bright side I was pretty sure I’d set a new record in awkward, maybe I could call the world record people and get my face plastered beneath a headline that read World’s Most Awkward Guy. Let us begin at a time when all was still right in my world, say eight or nine months prior to what shall henceforth be referred to as “the incident.” We can start with the basics. I’m a lady, watch your mouth, you remember what dad always says,” she warned with a passable impression of dignity. But let’s back up a bit, a lot of things happened before this point. Why hadn’t I cleaned up? “Can’t this wait? Out in the hall?” I asked. I readily admit that I was in the wrong, at least intellectually, but emotionally, well, it was galling to give such of show of submissiveness.
