Rather too literally for his liking. Sex vedio She felt the alien’s tongue/penis pushing at her entrance. They call them ‘third form jokes’. The head analog is not fully articulated, more of a hump. To the alien, even a well lit TV studio was dark, so all the eyes were fully open, several of them were staring at her. You will meet on the bed at center stage, and there you will perform the copulation.”
“How the hell am I supposed to fuck an alien, her places are not in the right places.”
“The briefing document pages 20 through 30 covers suggestions on how to proceed. —
At the very recently and rapidly constituted bureau of alien affairs, Mark Watson was a computational linguist. Finally they were within touching distance, the alien spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. Respiration and speech uses the posterior orifice.”
“You mean they talk through their but?”
“Exactly.”
“They must be good politicians.”
The science advisor suppressed a chuckle, but continued. The third form tends to express cruder concepts, so if you change a fifth form word to a third form word in a sentence you can end up with a dirty joke pun.”
“That could make life difficult, can we alter the topology of the map to increase the separation of the forms?”
“That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the output and I think we’ve been translating ‘handshake’
