A Russian And A Filipino Walk Into A Bar. The Russian Orders A Bottle Of Vodka And Downs It In One Go. The Filipino Orders A Bottle Of San Miguel And Sips It Slowly. The Bartender Looks At Them And Says, “you Two Are Very Different.” The Russian Replies, “da, But We Both Love Our Countries.” The Filipino Adds, “and We Both Know How To Have A Good Time.” They Clink Their Bottles And Become Friends.
